Aphrodite (the cat)
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DEIFIC STATISTICS[edit]
- DIVINE NAME: Aphrodite (the cat)
- NAME ORIGIN: Greek (and English)
- MORTAL NAME: Rosie
- REALMS OF INFLUENCE: Love, Beauty, Cats, Hunting, Floof
- DIVINE RANK: Major
- DIVINE TITLES: Mighty Huntress, The Prettiest, Floofypants, The Best Cat, Beloved By All
- DATE OF FULL RECOGNITION: 15/9/2016
- NUMBER OF ADMONISHMENTS: 4
- FIRST SUPPLICANT: Supplicant Becky
- ADDITIONAL SUPPLICANTS: Supplicants Keenan, Monk, and Tash
- DIVINE EMAIL: aphroditethecat@moderndeities.com
ADMONISHMENTS[edit]
Always greet any cat you come across.
Never pass up an opportunity to pet a floofy cat belly.
Never allow the food bowl to remain empty.
Always strive for what you feel is beautiful, both inside and out.
PRAYERFORMANCES[edit]
- Praise be to the beautiful Aphrodite, her fur so full of floof! Never has a cat been as gorgeous as she! Oh, sweet goddess, petting your floofy belly brings such delight to those bestowed with that honour. Though I cannot pet you myself, I give you my love and pet your belly in spirit. Please continue to watch over me and bring me joy and delight.
- Oh great feline goddess, sitting atop your cushioned throne, please guide my heart towards its kindred spirit, so that I may feel the joy of love. My hunt for love has so far brought me naught, though my beauty, both inner and outer, shines bright. Please, Aphrodite, loved by all, help me with this hunt and guide my heart to happiness!
- Proudly I exalt the stately Aphrodite, soft-furred and beautiful, whose dominion is the strong-walled house of Crucible. There she was welcomed joyously, freed from solitude, and provided with comforts befitting one as divine as she. In return, she gives kindly gifts to humankind, her lovely face full of brightness, forever bringing happiness and joy to those around her. Hail, sweet goddess, queen of feline kind!
- Oh Aphrodite, eyes shining bright, please be my companion on this darkest night! Quick and nimble, you hunt with ease, stalking through grasses and leaping through trees. Oh, great goddess, drawing admiration from all, your claws so sharp and yet, so small! Please stay by my side in this time of need, lend me your bright eyes, lend me your swift speed! My eyes are dull and I have no claws, and I long for the safety existing behind closed doors.
- Aphrodite (the cat)'s Prayerformances have not been uploaded at request.
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